Dear @WMATA the sign that tells me my train is coming in 4 mins but then changes w/o warning to 20 mins is worse than no sign at all. 4 hours ago
I hope when this silly Super Bowl thing is over Peyton Manning can get back to the important work of making funny commercials. 23 hours ago
RT @anamariecox: The chicken in Oval Office of Dennys ad was white... but also apparently female. Hillary Clinton: president of breakfast. 23 hours ago
RT @ToureX: RT @harrislacewell: Make a donation to Planned Parenthood every time a Focus on the Family commercial airs 1 day ago
On after commercial break (I think). Wish Grandma was on Twitter since I'm fairly sure she's the only one watching. 2 days ago